50 Boo! Get Your Dose of Witty Halloween Quotes

This collection of witty Halloween quotes is perfect for adding humor to the spooky season, making them perfect for captions, party invites, or lighthearted fun. These gems are guaranteed to bring laughter and groans.

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Witty Halloween Quotes

1. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

2. “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare

3. “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

4. “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.” – Unknown

5. “Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.” – Elvis Duran

6. “A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde

7. “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” – Rodney Dangerfield

8. “‘Tis the night of the grave and the ghost, and the goblin and ghoul and the fairy.” – Unknown

9. “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

10. “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery
    
    

11. “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.” – Unknown

12. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us…” – Tim Burton

13. “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” – Jay Hawkins

14. “When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” – Unknown

15. “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” – William Shakespeare

16. “Eat, drink, and be scary!” – Unknown

17. “Trick or treat, be so sweet, give me something good to eat.” – Unknown

18. “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” – William Shakespeare

19. “There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch.” – Robert Brault

20. “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!” – Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
    
    

21. “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

22. “Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

23. “The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.” – Paula Guran

24. “If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” – Douglas Coupland

25. “Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, ‘Tonight is Halloween!'” – Dexter Kozen

26. “Believe in the magic of the season.” – Unknown

27. “I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.” – Evan Peters

28. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” – Erma Bombeck

29. “The world turned upside down—in a good way—for one black velvet night.” – Karen Fortunati

30. “Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.” – Stephen Graham Jones

31. “On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaira

32. “Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” – Rusty Fischer

33. “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.” – Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown

34. “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.” – George Carlin

35. “Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then on Halloween, it was expected.” – Bill Murray

36. “If you know any witches, you might want to skip the Halloween party.” – Margot Leitman

37. “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.” – Nicholas Gordon

38. “Being normal is vastly overrated.” – Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown

39. “The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.” – Unknown

40. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” – Henry David Thoreau

41. “The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” – Midgard Morningstar

42. “It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.” – Vincent Price

43. “If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.” – Lloyd Douglas

44. “Let’s make this Halloween one to remember.” – Unknown

45. “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” – Stephen King

46. “Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.” – David Letterman

47. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” – Max, Hocus Pocus

48. “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” – Joseph Conrad

49. “True love is like little ghosts and UFOs: everybody talks about it, but few have seen it. ” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

50. “Aren’t we all a little bit crazy on Halloween?” – Unknown