Are you prepared to turn your Halloween yard into a hilariously eerie cemetery? Take inspiration from our selection of the most fitting Halloween gravestone quotes! We have epitaphs that range from eerie and menacing to pun-filled and belly-laugh inducing. These sayings will make your guests laugh, whether you’re creating your own DIY tombstones or searching for inspiration to liven up your current décor.
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Halloween Tombstone Sayings
Spooky & Sinister
- I told you I was sick.
- My spirit lingers here…
- Now I’m haunting you.
- Nevermore
- I’ll be back
- As you are, I once was. As I am, you will be.
- Died of fright
- Listen closely, you might hear me…
- Return if you dare
- Gone, but not forgotten
Humorous & Punny
- I always KNEW this day would come.
- Now THIS is my idea of social distancing.
- I’m just resting my eyes.
- Here lies a pizza lover… Rest in pepperoni.
- Izzy Deadyet?
- My wife said, “Till death do us part”… So here I am.
- I’d rather be above ground, but this is cheaper
- I was hoping for a pyramid.
- Can’t someone else do it?
- I’m not really dead, just tax exempt.
Classic & Pop Culture Inspired
- Here lies Jack. He lived, he died, he decomposed.
- “I see dead people.”
- “It’s alive!”
- “Happy Halloween!” – Signed, Your Neighbors
- Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a .44. No Les No More.
- “Boo!”
- “Trick or Treat”
- “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” (Macbeth)
- “It was a dark and stormy night…”
- “The ghost of all my failures haunts me.”
Meta Tombstone Sayings
- This epitaph needs work.
- Couldn’t think of anything witty.
- I was supposed to write my own epitaph… Oops.
- Insert funny saying here.
- If you can read this, you’re too close.
- “Move along, nothing to see here”
- “Well, this is awkward”
- “I’ll never forgive you for this headstone”
- “At least the worms are enjoying themselves”
- “I bet you wish you’d brought flowers”
Creepy and Quirky
- Died from reading the fine print.
- Not accepting visitors at this time.
- Forever offline.
- If you hear a knock, don’t answer.
- Died doing what I loved… nothing.
- I have no idea how I got here.
- Oops, wrong grave.
- Finally got some peace and quiet.
- Lost the will to live.
- My time ran out.
Witty and Pun-tastic
- Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
- Having a killer time down here.
- Dropped dead gorgeous.
- Witchful thinking you’d find me here.
- I’ve coffin up interest in living.
- Made you look!
- To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
- I told you I didn’t feel good last Halloween.
- Haunt mess with me.
Pop Culture References
- My precious!
- Winter is coming… for me, it already came.
- I’ll be back. (Terminator)
- The Force is not with me.
- I regret nothing! (Except maybe that last bite…)
- Yippee-ki-yay, Spirit Halloween shoppers!
- I ain’t afraid of no ghost.
- Did I do that? (Urkel)
- I’m melting, melting! (Wicked Witch of the West)
- Live long and prosper… Oops, too late.
More Meta Options
- Died laughing at a tombstone pun.
- This tombstone cost an arm and a leg.
- I’m too lazy to haunt anyone.
- If you’re reading this, you need a hobby.
- Why are you staring at my grave?
- This plot is currently unavailable.
- Here lies a terrible speller.
- Don’t stand on my grave, I’m claustrophobic!
- I’m not sleeping, just charging.
- You’re next.
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