Are you prepared to turn your Halloween yard into a hilariously eerie cemetery? Take inspiration from our selection of the most fitting Halloween gravestone quotes! We have epitaphs that range from eerie and menacing to pun-filled and belly-laugh inducing. These sayings will make your guests laugh, whether you’re creating your own DIY tombstones or searching for inspiration to liven up your current décor.

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Halloween Tombstone Sayings

Spooky & Sinister

I told you I was sick.
My spirit lingers here…
Now I’m haunting you.
Nevermore
I’ll be back
As you are, I once was. As I am, you will be.
Died of fright
Listen closely, you might hear me…
Return if you dare
Gone, but not forgotten

Humorous & Punny

I always KNEW this day would come.
Now THIS is my idea of social distancing.
I’m just resting my eyes.
Here lies a pizza lover… Rest in pepperoni.
Izzy Deadyet?
My wife said, “Till death do us part”… So here I am.
I’d rather be above ground, but this is cheaper
I was hoping for a pyramid.
Can’t someone else do it?
I’m not really dead, just tax exempt.

Classic & Pop Culture Inspired

Here lies Jack. He lived, he died, he decomposed.
“I see dead people.”
“It’s alive!”
“Happy Halloween!” – Signed, Your Neighbors
Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a .44. No Les No More.
“Boo!”
“Trick or Treat”
“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” (Macbeth)
“It was a dark and stormy night…”
“The ghost of all my failures haunts me.”

Meta Tombstone Sayings

This epitaph needs work.
Couldn’t think of anything witty.
I was supposed to write my own epitaph… Oops.
Insert funny saying here.
If you can read this, you’re too close.
“Move along, nothing to see here”
“Well, this is awkward”
“I’ll never forgive you for this headstone”
“At least the worms are enjoying themselves”
“I bet you wish you’d brought flowers”

Creepy and Quirky

Died from reading the fine print.
Not accepting visitors at this time.
Forever offline.
If you hear a knock, don’t answer.
Died doing what I loved… nothing.
I have no idea how I got here.
Oops, wrong grave.
Finally got some peace and quiet.
Lost the will to live.
My time ran out.

Witty and Pun-tastic

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
Having a killer time down here.
Dropped dead gorgeous.
Witchful thinking you’d find me here.
I’ve coffin up interest in living.
Made you look!
To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.
I told you I didn’t feel good last Halloween.
Haunt mess with me.

Pop Culture References

My precious!
Winter is coming… for me, it already came.
I’ll be back. (Terminator)
The Force is not with me.
I regret nothing! (Except maybe that last bite…)
Yippee-ki-yay, Spirit Halloween shoppers!
I ain’t afraid of no ghost.
Did I do that? (Urkel)
I’m melting, melting! (Wicked Witch of the West)
Live long and prosper… Oops, too late.

More Meta Options

Died laughing at a tombstone pun.
This tombstone cost an arm and a leg.
I’m too lazy to haunt anyone.
If you’re reading this, you need a hobby.
Why are you staring at my grave?
This plot is currently unavailable.
Here lies a terrible speller.
Don’t stand on my grave, I’m claustrophobic!
I’m not sleeping, just charging.
You’re next.

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